Worldwide Java Jag: 2007-01-14

Wednesday, January 17, 2007

Neocons unmasked by Rahman al Barak

Sometimes here at Worldwidejavajag we actually think of political conspiracies that are so wild and outrageous that we have to restrain ourselves from thinking them let alone writing about them. Often these thoughts are of the triple paranoid, quadruple conspiracy theory type. The mere idea of them sends a shiver down one’s spine; so awesome in their import are they.

Then amazingly, out of the blue comes a recognized political figure, a legitimate news source that says out loud exactly what was on our mind, amplified through the Internet. We want to thank Abdul Rahman al Barak the top Wahabi scholar for issuing a fatwa that outed the conspiracy theory of the decade.

Rahaman al Barak has revealed that the Jews and the Shiites are in cahoots aimed at destroying Iraq and then Sunnis. He even went so far as to postulate that the Jews are behind the 7th century schismatic birth of the heretical Shiite sect. He then stated that the Shiites are “worse” than the Jews and Christians because they are “heretics.” As the senior “independent” cleric to the Saudi ruling family you had better believe that he is no crackpot.

He asked a rhetorical question of who benefits from the destruction of Iraq and his answer was “the Jews and the Persians.” Now that this conspiracy cat is out of the bag let’s take it a little bit further and imagine the following.

The Jewish members of the Neocon movement—we all know the names and their positions—never believed for a second the idea of democracy in Iraq let alone the Middle East. The entire façade of creating a peaceful stable country as a beacon to the rest of the Middle East was utter nonsense. The idea that overthrowing the tyrant in Iraq would lessen Al Quaeda terrorism was absurd. The overarching goal was clearly to eliminate one of the two main enemies of Israel and its state-sponsored suicide bombers. Realize that Israel was never as secure as when the Iranians were at war with the Iraqi’s. Recreating this state of affairs was the key goal of Israelis.

Moreover, Mossad, the Israeli intelligence establishment, and the Neocons knew exactly how deep the Sunni/Shiite hatreds were. A Yugoslavian style conflict complete with sectarian genocide and religious atrocities would be inevitable. After all Israel would only have one enemy left: Iran and that could be dealt with later.

Of course, this could never be articulated anywhere in public. As long as the media does not delve too deeply into these scenarios Bush, Rumsfeld and Cheney—who had their own reasons for the war—can be relied on to provide deep cover for the Israelis. The net result for the Israelis has been a success. Iraq is totally destroyed, Saddam hanged, and payments to the martyrs finished. The Saudis, Jordanians, Emirates and Egyptians are now far more concerned with the rise of Iranian hegemony than the re-unification of Jerusalem. The unification of anti-Zionist hate between Sunni and Shiite over Palestine is a distant memory. If someone would just take out the Iranian nuclear plants the whole thing would be a home run.

The Israeli’s can take care of Hamas and Hezbollah. Because Iraq and Iran present a bigger danger they got the schoolyard strong man to topple the bully. Very clever, but that is what Rahman al Barak and his fellow mullahs know Jews to be…clever, manipulative and deceitful. So when he looks out and sees who comes out on top of a collapsed Iraq he isn’t crazy to say the “Jews.” By the way isn’t “Barak” the name of the past president of Israel? Are they related? Working together against the Shiites? Stay tuned.